Yall be celebratin Christmas
I be celebratin Itaewon Freedom.
that lump you get in your throat, and you don’t even know why it’s there
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again."
He developed from threatening Dwarves to protecting Dwarves.
He also stopped wearing eye liner.
He was young, it was a phase
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
actually no, i think it’s for the best, pluto was a fucking nerd planet and i don’t want it in my solar system
I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF
- fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
- the fuckers on the ladder
- jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
- the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
- and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches